The Great Gork

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The Great Gork is Gork Primeter from the planet Groffle. The Great Gork makes all the rules, take all the rewards, and does whatever he wants whenever he fucking well pleases. The Great Gork has no trouble putting others down just so that he may be elevated above all those around him.

The Great Gork doesn't use body deodorant and therefore both acts AND smells like a dirty, unwashed, asshole. Should you meet The Great Gork (or even a lesser Gork) hobsnobble him with kindness and exit quickly stage left. At no time should you consider approaching The Great Gork (or even a lesser Gork). Gork's are infamous for their violence and their voracious appetites. They will hurt you when you challenge them or take, take, take from you until you are a burned out, dried, husk. Always get as far away from a Gork as you possibly can.

Notes

In 2016, the world's greatest gork took over the U.S. government.